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Was there ever a Monopolypiece that was better identified with the game than the thimble?Inglorious Bitches (2011) The thimble was an icon, but back in February a bunch of internet monsters decided its time had come, apparently. Agree to disagree.

Instead, Hasbro announced today, the game will offer up eight new tokens: the Scottie dog, top hat, car, battleship, cat, T-rex, rubber ducky and penguin tokens. I mean, is a rubber ducky even a rubber ducky if it's not rubber?? Will these new tokens not fundamentally warp children's understanding of inanimate objects?? Am I taking this too personally?? No one will ever know the answers to these pressing questions.

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And there you have it, 4.3 million wrong people voted against the thimble. At least we have a cat and a T-rex now.


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